If you’re truly woke, you know life is a simulation. Every woke person needs a crazy go-to hoodie to curl up in and realize minute-to-minute that we’re all just living in a giant simulation… so go for one that’s soft, smooth, and stylish. It’s the perfect choice for cooler evenings, even though you know the weather is fake!
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket