Alfredo Rivera – Flight Attendant Remix | “We About To Mummify You!” Duct Tape Passenger Remix

I have to give a shoutout to @The Real Spark for creating one of the best news parodies ever. I have to admit, when I first saw his video titled “Passenger taped to seat after attacking flight attendants on flight to Miami, police say,” I actually thought it was real — and guess what, I work for the news! (I actually worked with the reporter, Bridgette, at the beginning of my video for a couple years.)

I decided to make a remix on this after seeing the video, but have been swamped with work and just got around to it a week after. I recommend checking @The Remix Bros to watch their Duct Tape Remix after watching my version of the Alfredo Rivera Flight Attendant Remix.

Backstory: An Ohio man, Maxwell Berry, was arrested after creating an alleged ruckus aboard a Frontier Airlines flight from Philadelphia to Miami. The alleged culprit Maxwell Berry was accused of assaulting a male flight attendant and inappropriately touching two female attendants during the flight on July 31. According to police, he had downed two drinks while on the flight and had ordered another one after which violence ensued. The male flight attendant proceeded to duct-tape Berry to his seat to prevent him from being more violent.

Eventually comedian James Bates, going by The Real Spark, made a fake news parody of the flight attendant that went viral, fooling even some news outlets into believing it was a genuine interview.

Transcript/Lyrics

Bridgette Matter, reporter for WLPGTV Miami:

New videos are surfacing, showing Maxwell Berry being taped to a seat on a Frontier flight entering Miami over the weekend. This as the investigation of the flight attendant continues.

Alfredo Rivera, flight attendant for Frontier Airlines:

And where he f**cked up at, is when he touched my titties… cause I don’t play that.

Now understand something…
I’m a flight attendant.
That means I attend the flights.
Sometimes our job has us tending to… crazy people.
(Berry: You guys f**king suck!)

If you push us too far…
You gonna have to attend… this ass whooping.

We bout to muh-muh-muh-muh-m-m-m-mummify yo ass now boy.
(Mouths tape sound effect)

Muh-muh-muh-muh-m-m-m-mummify yo ass.
(Mouths tape screech sound effect)
(Berry: Help!)

Muh-muh-muh-muh-m-m-m-mummify yo ass now boy.
(Mouths tape sound effect)

Muh-muh-muh-muh-m-m-m-mummify yo ass.
(“I said,” mouths tape screech sound effect)
(Berry: Help!)

You see? Because on this particular flight,
I’m sittin’ in the jump seat…
And I’m just lookin’ at him act a damn fool.
He’s spittin’ and cussin’ and going crazy!
(Berry: “Shut the f**k up!”)

(Tape screech sound)
He got scared…
Started stuttering, saying, “Hu-hu-hold up!”
“Wuh-wuh-wuh-wait a minute!”
Somethin’ ain’t right?

We bout to muh-muh-muh-muh-m-m-m-mummify yo ass now boy.
(Mouths tape sound effect)

Muh-muh-muh-muh-m-m-m-mummify yo ass.
(Mouths tape screech sound effect)
(Berry: Help!)

Muh-muh-muh-muh-m-m-m-mummify yo ass now boy.
(Mouths tape sound effect)

Muh-muh-muh-muh-m-m-m-mummify yo ass.
(“I said,” mouths tape screech sound effect)
(Berry: Help!)

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