I can see it in your eyes…
You want to be brocalized.
You are tired of your life…
Shut your mouth and take my fuckin’ advice.
You’re working Monday – Friday ; nine to five…
You’re tired, thirsty, barely alive.
Upside Down Creative Media is lit as shit….
We’re woke, on fleek, javascript.
To live the brocal life, you gotta follow these steps…
Quit your job, be woke as fuck, and tone your biceps.
Local beer, farm to table, grass-fed beef…
You’re 38, alone, commander in chief.
I can see it your eyes…
You’re going to be brocalized.
Do you feel the change in your life…
From taking my motherfuckin’ advice.
Wake and bake, head to Angie’s, Tweet at Blake…
Liquid lunch at Surfer Bar, wasted by daybreak.
Vomit at the pier, Duke’s Brown Ale…
You’re Superman right now, never gonna fail.
Waiting for that Bortles Twitter mention…
At the game, oh no, another interception.
Leaving TIAA Bank, salty as fuck…
Friendship Fountain, Fredrick Durst, Food truck.
I can see it your eyes…
You’re officially brocalized
JAX Beach on the fourth of July…
Blake Bortles is your favorite guy.
